Cougar Spotted

Authorities report a cougar sighting near the University of Maryland (link here) this morning. Reports indicate a early 40's woman, dark hair, brown eyes, driving a late-90's Ford Mustang. She was last seen wearing a low-cut blouse and miniskirt and winking at all of the college boys walking to class.

Known hangouts include the local bars as well as the student union. She's been known to hang out at the liquor store for any underage men looking to buy.

Authorities report that she is very hungry and that all freshman and sophomores should stay away. Oh-Oh here she comes. She's a maneater.